Name five people you've talked to today? richard, daphne, jacque, mom, telemarketer

 

Is anything wrong? MY LEFT EAR FUCKING HURTS

Do you throw your candy wrappers away? no, I collect them in hopes they will one day hatch into birdies.. 

Do you ever write notes on your hand?  haha ya...

Last time you cried? Why? a few minutes ago when a tumor sprouted out of my ear........

Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? ya

Last movie you watched? I dunno something about the blues brother, with john bonaluchi or someting like that 

Where did you sleep last night? HORRIBLY MOTHER FUCKER

Where is your phone? in the kitchen

When is the last time you were in a swimming pool? a LONGGGG time ago

Are you happy right now? WHY DON'T YOU ASK MY EAR TUMOR.

Do you miss anyone? ya  

What do you feel like watching? some hardcore porno (JUST KIDDING)

Do you ever try to write with your non-dominant hand? NAHHHH I beat off with it though (JUST KIDDING)

What is the last thing to make you laugh? You cant spell slaughter without laughter 

What's on your mind right now? MY FUCKING EAR TUMOR.

What makes you happy? I dunno, but certainly not my ear tumor. 

Last place you ate out at and when? dunno? 
What's an obsession you have? SEX

Has anyone ever sang to you? YA

Do you feel comfortable getting up and giving speeches? Yeah.

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? ohhhhhhhhh ya

What are you drinking right now? EAR TUMOR JUICE

When's your birthday? march 28th.

Who were the last people you hung out with? Daph and richy.

What are you wearing right now? boxers.

Have you ever been awake for 48 hours? no, about 20 tho. 

What are you listening to? my computers fan tumor.

How's the weather? Nighttime.. its dark.

Does anyone call you "baby"? mhmm.

 

Are you jealous of anyone right now? YES GOD DAMNIT you should NEVER tell your friends who you like or they hit on em and thennnnnnnnnnn they end up with them.........................

Do you regret doing something today? nah, I don't regret things, I just eat them

Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn't? YES

Are you afraid of the dark? kinda

What are you looking forward to in the next month? Yes.. Halloween

Have you told anybody you loved them today? I usually do.

Who do you trust with EVERYTHING? myself 

Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really weren't? yes

How was your weekend? I SPROUTED A TUMOR, HOW ABOUT YOU?

What is one thing you miss about your past? people that could have been friends, that I didn't think well enough to appreciate.

 

Are you sarcastic? Nope never.. Me?sarcastic? Never.

 

Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past month? no, but I got kissed on deh lips =]

What is the thing that you would most like to change about you? I would add 10 more inches to my di- uhm, maybe lose a few pounds?

Does your password have to do with a boy? no, but it has to do with a man 

Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? ya "hey JT will you let me slap you if I let you slap me," "ya sure" "3, 2,1" "OWE SHIT brandon that was fucking awesome!"