FUCK

typing, I think I might become a professional typer or some shit because I do it so damn fast.

playing pianos/keyboards, I do the same to a piano as I do to a woman, caress her until she screams in perfect key!

making jokes, another thing I do with passion. I already have about 10 pages of jokes written mostly thought of while I was on the toilet, or in a car, probably going to get them copy righted or something.

lastly dancing, I dance like a chicken with it's head cut off but I sure as hell have fun dancing.

oh I like masturbating too.