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50 Not So Known Facts About Me
Created by bumblebeebrit and taken 456 times on Bzoink
When I was younger, I wanted to be a: soldier
My first pet was: a dog named snapdragon
I once dated: a redhead
Last night, I: didn't do much
For my next birthday, I would like to: get drunk
I would hate it if: I wasn't enjoying life at all
It makes me sick when: people are dumbfucks
I can't help but laugh out loud when: something is funny
I love the book: The giver
My best friend told me: my feet are big
The furthest I've ever travelled to: is the other side of the country
I think President Obama: is just a puppet, like all the other ones
My car: doesn't exsist yet
I've always wanted to have a pet: ocelot
My favorite Dippin' Dots flavor is: I dunno.
I have a scar from: a glass door
My birthmark is: shaped like a number 2
My name means: gods gift to man
My father worked at: a cab company
My heroes are: valient
I cannot go a day without watching: the hours go by.
I crave: sex
When I go to Taco Bell, I always order: the cheapest thing on the menu
I hate when people: are idiots
My favorite Christmas present ever is: not the hermit crabs I got 3 years ago
I once fell: off the back of a go kart
I want to get married: to someone hotttttt
People say I look like: ron jeremy
My celebrity crush is: non exsistant
I cannot bend: steel
My toothbrush: vibrates
I want to work for: myself
I'd like to drink: some 100 proof absolut
My favorite thing about summer is: not having school
I think that Paris Hilton is: a celebrity
The room I'm in: is very small
In high school, I: hated highschool
My mom tells me that when I was born I: was naked a lot
My future spouse has to: be sexy
I've lost: my inoscense
The last time I went to see a movie: was over the summer
I only like to dance when: other people are dancing
The last picture with me in it: sucked
I put on my shoes: on my feet
The perfume I prefer is: cologn
I've never ridden: in a hummer
The last thing I read on a cereal box was: "find all the...."
The only kind of milk I like is: chocolate
Bad drivers make me: pissed off
I am only nice to: people
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what's up my blog posters?
well, a famous dude said something like "everyone has an excuse, but no one has an answer". but here are my excuses for not blogging anyways!

I have been schoolin'

I have been tweetin'

I have been forums postin'

I have been tiredin'

I have been busyin'


sorry, I'll try not to let my blog dry out that much for a while.
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BAHAHAHAHA, my sister needs to get down off her minstral high horse

here is exactly how our conversation went about 2 hours ago

 

Sister- "JT, why didn't you go to school today?"

 

Me- "I didn't feel good,"

 

Sister- "BULL, JT, you need to stay in school, make good grades graduate and take some classes at forsyth tech,"

 

Me- "Daphne, I really didn't feel good,"

 

Sister- "JT, don't talk to me in that tone!"

 

Me- "What tone? I am not using any "tone" NOW I am using a to-"

 

Sister- "Don't give me that look! If you graduated highschool, and you took a college english course you would know you always use a tone"

 

Me- "What look?!?!?! Honestly, from the things you just said, I would like to be able to say "it's easy for you to say," but really you didn't graduate from highschool and you aren't taking a college english course, so I can't. Not even with a straight face"

 

get off your fucking minstril high horse, you are taking a tech college math class, big deal.

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infected mushroom, and handrolled cigs
to poor to even use the rolling machine with the filtered tubes, I had to bum a few joint papers off my sister and find my loose tobacco, it's been under my bed for god only knows how long... doesn't taste bad though.

so until I got cash to get my hands on some cig tubes, and the topomatic, oh and a pound of tobacco <__< I gotta keep smoking filterless getting the craziest nicotine buzz off of like 3 hits.

in other news my brain is coated in trance, I listened to infected mushroom for like 2 hours with headphones straight..
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c'mon america
it's your job to keep the world in line.. where are those nukes we should have launched??
 
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school starts back
in a week from today.

are you prepared? hell no.

what do you anticipate about the upcoming school year? making paper.

Do you expect to make new friends? yeah, I will probably become an indispensable friend with the low prices I am going to be offering on things.

Are you planning on hooking up with anyone you were too afraid to ask out last year? maybe.



 
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One pillow, and no hat.
I had 3 pillows two years ago, forgot what happened to the first one that got lost.. I spent the night at Dennis's july 3rd, left my lucky hat, and left my pillow at his apartment. Now I am down to 1 pillow... the flattest one too.. so if I wanna sit upright  I gotta sit in a corner, which makes typing hard. My sister Daphne has 4 pillows, Jacque has 5, and my mom has 6... none of them will give me one.. Pain in my back, and pain in the ass..
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which of these versions sounds better?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhjBJbaRKm4
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82N3iOVoR54
 
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