fact: paris hilton has a perfume she sells called sanque it's french...

damnit where the fuck is my keyboard?!?!? I crave for her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *HOWLS*

slowly but surely highschool is coming up behind me with a baseball bat, a gag, and baby oil...less than a month away...I want to want to go, but daphne is going to the same school, and daphne is kind of...uhm...daphne. I only know one person going who I can remotely call my friend, I have size 14 shoes, and I have to use spell checker on the internet half the time because I am extremely dyslexic. sure I know where to put my commas, my apostrophes, my periods, and my quotation marks, but hell....

well my moms car looks like my blog title now, this stupid whore was talking on her cellphone, and driving an S.U.V (I know deadly combination huh?) and ran a red light, went STRAIGHT into the front of our 94 ultima.. The thing to top off this stupid whores stupidity, she wasn't driving HER car she was driving a car that had "dealership tags" you know those things that are on cars when you buy them from the dealer so you can go down to the dmv and what not? Turns out she took the car from her dads car lot..anyhow no car, no money, no way for my mom to get to work, no way for my sister to get to work...GOD DAMNIT

typing, I think I might become a professional typer or some shit because I do it so damn fast.

playing pianos/keyboards, I do the same to a piano as I do to a woman, caress her until she screams in perfect key!

making jokes, another thing I do with passion. I already have about 10 pages of jokes written mostly thought of while I was on the toilet, or in a car, probably going to get them copy righted or something.

lastly dancing, I dance like a chicken with it's head cut off but I sure as hell have fun dancing.

oh I like masturbating too.

I thought it was fake until I saw the head WATCH OUT

is starting back soon, I am going into the ninth grade. I want to have a social life, but I fucked up so bad in 7th and even in 8th that I don't think I will have time to if I want to get work done. Sadly my sister and I are subscribing to W.o.W because entertainment is ne at the moment.. gotta get hepatitis B shots because they weren't given in 7th grade like they should have..


oh well I know I said I about 60 times in this blog, I am sorry I feel some what self centered lately.


have fun kids,

JT

I know this is going to have negative responses, so just so you guys know I won't reply to anything negative

what if: gay men (many people think it is something you are born with) were gay because the parents had sex while the mother was pregnant? docters say it's not harmful so sure why not? anyhow when the mom is pregnant the baby and the mother share lots of emotions and feeling...........sex feels good to a woman, and while that is happening that's probably all that is on their mind.......the baby (while in the......) will feel good because the mom is at bliss.....anyone? anyone??